There’s a chill in the air as the cold hands slowly creep upon us, or a sudden appearance of a longhaired girl behind you in the middle of the night. But we know tales of something far more frightening (and hilarious). Tales that will leave you holding onto your butts.
This article has many vocabularies about diarrhea (and menstruation) and the activities related, that we think you can just use this article as a sole reference to topics related to them. However, note that while we find the article hilarious, some readers may find it unpleasant to read.
A few days ago my parents went on a business trip. These days, my stomach felt bloated, and I have been constipated for several days. This morning I woke up and made a cup of slimming tea to clear the intestines. Unfortunately, my period came at noon. Yao Yao called me to go shopping in the afternoon. I am afraid that I will have diarrhea in the afternoon, so I brought a menstrual pad.
The two of us went to the movies first. When I was watching a movie, the stomach that I worried about had no problem at all, just a few moments of menstrual pain. I also gradually forgot about this after watching the movie. When we were out of the cinema, we were a little thirsty and bought two cold drinks at the door. Then we both went to the jewelry store, I picked some small pendants, then at this time the stomach began to rumble, it felt like I always wanted to fart. Because there was someone next to me, I couldn't ignore keeping my lady image, so I had no option but to fart a little by little.
I asked the clerk where the bathroom is. The clerk said that the toilet was far from here. But I know that my stomach is not good. I used to drink a half cup of this slimming tea, and I don't know why I had the nerve (to drink a full cup) that day, maybe because of constipation. I also drank a cold drink, and it is estimated that I will have diarrhea in a while.
After going out from the jewelry store Yaoyao said she wanted to go to the supermarket. I think there must be a toilet in the supermarket. When we entered the supermarket, she pulled me to buy snacks, but my stomach made noises again. First, it's like there's an avalanche in the stomach, and then my stomach hurts very much, and a flow of heat wanted to rush out from the anus. Then she turned back and asked if I had toilet paper. She said she had diarrhea. Looked at her pale face, her hands kept rubbing her belly. I said, "I brought toilet paper, but I also have diarrhea."
We started looking for a toilet. Under the guidance of the road signs, the two of us quickly found the toilet. The two of us entered the two adjacent rooms. I just untied the pants and they squirted out. There were some undigested things and stomach juice mixed in between, and foul smell came along. In the middle of the "poof-poof" sound, my stomach felt better. Seeing the thing I defecated in the toilet bowl, it's no less than one liter. I quickly flushed it off, but the flush button seemed to be broken, so I had better get out soon.
At this time, a girl came in, she had a long hair and good body, but her right hand was pressed against her stomach, and her face was even more unpleasant than I was. She entered the room that I used just now, but then quit immediately, and she looked very weak. Seeing the place not having another seat, she had no choice but to enter my room. Then there was a fart sound mixed with the "poof-poof" sound, and there's also moans. "Tingting, what happened to you?" I said, "Not me, I am waiting for you at the door."
Yaoyao came out, his face returned to normal, but her lips were still white, maybe because of squatting for too long. Later, I discovered that Yaoyao was also having menstrual diarrhea, that is, having menstruation, and then eating bad things. She looked very uncomfortable. The two of us continued strolling the supermarket, bought something and called a taxi and went home. I had a little porridge for dinner and I slept early.